In this day and age when men are a rare commodity and vibrators are a dime a dozen, what do you do when you have to choose between your boyfriend and your “Battery Operated Boyfriend”? We are going to take a look at the differences between your boyfriend versus your B.O.B. Boyfriend:
  • PROS
    • Can kiss you in all the posts that make your knees weak
    • Can talk to you
    • Pays for meals (hopefully)
    • Can cuddle
    • Can share intimacy
    • Can change the light bulbs and take out the trash
  • CONS
    • Orgasms first then rolls over and falls asleep
    • Sometimes cant or doesn’t care to get you off
    • Sometimes cant get it up
    • Snores
    • Can be ungrateful
    • Can piss you off with just one phrase like “Calm down.”
  • PROS
    • Vibrators don’t orgasm then turn off and just stop vibrating
    • Batteries are cheaper than dates with a guy that doesn’t pay
    • It will keep going till the job is done
    • Vibrators are portable, any time any place
    • You don’t have to dress up and look goof for a vibrator
    • It doesn’t leave a mess afterwards
    • The position is your choice not it’s
    • Can go multiple times in a row without needing a break or a sandwich
  • CONS
    • Can cuddle with you afterwards
    • Cant go out on dates with you
    • No intimacy
    • Cant take it to family functions and holidays
As you can see there are plenty of pros and cons for both the BF and the B.O.B. but at the end of the day it is up to a woman whether or not one is better than the other for her. Here is a thought though, call it a suggestion. Maybe the solution to the problem is finding a way to bring the two together? Till next time! -SweetDee

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