26,000 BCE: The world's oldest known dildo is fashioned in what would be modern-day Germany. Made of siltstone, its 20cm length was reconstructed from 14 different fragments. In addition to its possible sexual usages, scars on the stone indicate it may also have been used to knap flint tools.
2,000 BCE: Ancient Grecian brothels feature a variety of sex toys including vaginal and anal penetration devices. Such artifacts were widely accepted, and some people were even buried with their personal favorites. The Greeks used olive oil as sexual lubrication, a practice that is still in occasional use today.
206 BCE - 220 CE: Many beautiful, ornate phalluses are created during the Han Dynasty in China out of bronze. These were believed to be used on frustrated concubines that the emperor didn't have time to attend to.
Mid-1500s: Two Spanish nuns accused of using "genital instruments" on each other are burned at the stake. Laws making "sins against nature" capital crimes had been on the books in Spain since the 1400s. Scholar Bonnie Zimmerman says in Lesbian Histories and Cultures: An Encyclopedia, "Select enforcement of sodomy laws, when read in context of court testimony, suggests the primary concern of the authorities was the women's usurpation of masculine prerogatives." The woman who cross-dressed or used dildos was usually punished more harshly, as sex without a phallus was not considered real sex.
1734: The first wind-up vibrator is invented. Called the Tremoussoir, it was wound with a key and then vibrated until the mechanism timed out, not unlike a child's wind-up car.
The Manipulator
1869: George Taylor develops the Manipulator, the world's first steam-powered sex toy. During the 19th century, clitoral massage began to be used to treat "female hysteria," the symptoms of which were nervousness, insomnia, shortness of breath, irritability and a host of other signs. Doctors initially treated female hysteria through manual stimulation to the point of orgasm, but found the procedure boring, tiring and damaging to hands and wrists from prolonged sessions. Though awkward, the Manipulator was seen as a godsend to fatigued doctors.
1902: Hamilton Beach patents the first electrical vibrator available for commercial sale. It is only the fifth appliance to have been electrified at this point in history.
1985: A dance instructor named Dave Lambert constructs the first sybian, a mountable vibrator that is ridden and is rated up to 1,000 lbs. Penthouse produced many videos based around the device, and Howard Stern keeps one in his studio for use by willing guests.
1998: A discussion about the Vibratex's Rabbit Pearl on an episode of Sex and the City helps further mainstream vibrator use.
By Jef With One F Wed., Mar. 7 2012 at Houston Press
One size fits all.
A British sexy toy company has made a very special commemorative wedding ring in honor of Prince William and Catherine Middleton's upcoming nuptials.
But this wedding ring adorns an extension of the male body a little farther south of the left hand. Oh, and it vibrates.
Wanna pretend you're as fancy and cheeky as the royal family? Have you been following the too-skinny scandal, wedding dress details, and even ordered one of those giant portrait pizzas? Then you're the perfect candidate for this royal blue silicone penis ring designed with a crown-like imprint that feels as good as it looks. (We guess?)
Just say, "I do" and press the ON button.
Supposedly drafted by professional artists, the Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring is a "classic collectible to cherish" - by stretching it around your cock and balls before railing your own princess into oblivion.
Class and poise. It's the royal way.
But bad news for us Yanks: It's only available across the pond.
Sigh.
By Barbie Davenporte Wed., Apr. 27 2011 at 2:47 PM
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