Is Thanksgiving the un-sexiest holiday ever? Maybe. Unless the possibility of drunken sex with your tipsy divorced aunt or uncle trips your trigger, of course.
But America -- back when it really was America -- was not going to be dictated to by prudes trying to keep the hawtness out of the day. The pin-up industry worked hard to come up with turkey-themed product, and the results were....odd, to say the least.
It helps, of course, that a turkey is perhaps the least-sexiest animal imaginable, outside of a camel. But even if the photographers just stuck with a Pilgrim theme, you can still feel the desperation.
Here are 12 attempts to bring sexy back to Thanksgiving.
12. Kinky
So the Pilgrims were into a little handcuff/S&M? It would have livened up every high school production of The Crucible.
11. Subtle
"Check out dis ass, fellas!!!" (Helpful locator arrow included.) And isn't the whole point of Thanksgiving the peaceful celebrating between Pilgrims and Native Americans? On the other hand, it wouldn't be the last time a Thanksgiving dinner devolved into violence.
10. A beer bong!
Or maybe it's a blunderbuss. Because, you know, that turkey could go into kung-fu self-defense mode any second now.
9. Suck on this
Marilyn Monroe taunts a turkey over his imminent, blood-spattered demise.
7. Don't bogart that peace pipe
That look on her face tells it all. Turn up the Phish, dude.
6. A frantic last-second plea to spare a life
"Swimsuit lady, I'll do whatever you say! Just let me live!!" (We'd honestly bet that this picture, with her holding a glass of water, is referencing the old 'turkeys drown in the rain" theory. People were weird back then.)
5. The swinging Sixties
"That's it, baby, rub that turkey all over your naked body...oh, yeah..." We're guessing the drugs helped.
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Early Years
Nothing says "sexy" more than a pin-up, with every square inch of her torso covered, teasing a helpless animal before she takes a huge ax to its neck.
3. Yeah, it's a stretch
But at least you see some skin.
2. Dancing at the execution
If there's anything that makes her want to dance, it's killing a leashed animal and feasting on it. Music, maestro, please!!
1. Seriously, boss -- you try making a sexy turkey picture
This artist just threw up his hands, and you can't blame him.
12 Odd, Racy Thanksgiving Pin-Ups of Scantily Clad Women (Semi-NSFW) - Houston - News - Hair Balls.
2 Dec 2009 - NBC reports: Marilyn Monroe’s latest movie may explain the blonde bombshell’s notoriously bubbly personality. In footage that has just come to light after being forgotten for half a century, the “Some Like it Hot” star is seen puffing on what the owner of the film says is a marijuana joint: "I got it (the pot). It was mine. It was just passed around.
“I had it up in my attic all this time,” says the woman who shot the film, basically a home movie. The friend of Marilyn, who doesn’t want to be named publicly, said she regularly hung out with the starlet in the 50s, and thought nothing to be hanging out with her. “Home movies, that’s all it was,” she told NBCNewYork.com. “It was never a big deal for me.”
The source, younger than Marilyn at the time and now in her late 60s, says she even rolled the doobie for Monroe, but claims the smoking didn’t have that much of an effect on the starlet. “It was all real casual, it was just friends hanging out," she said. "She was the same [after smoking] - a little giggly.”
Source: nbcnewyork.com
With what's been coming hot off the press regarding our dear, child to sex siren, actress Lindsay Lohan's beautiful pictorial début in Playboy:
BEHOLD an "In the news with Lindsay Lohan" montage!
Here's the wanna be Rock 'n Rolla, yet, not so song birds skinny on the lately...
Lindsay Lohan’s "Marilyn Monroe-Inspired" Playboy Pictorial To Run in Jan Issue
ORIGINAL SHOOT - Hef Did Not Approve...a reshoot was ordered, rightly so, Hugh is THE MAN for good reason. Although it's not hard to see this first shoot was executed terribly.
Not a bad remake, Ms. Lohan. The originator Ms. Marilyn Monroe~
Lindsay Lohan has caused so many heads to spin, someone thought it obligatory to bestow a strain unto her amazing beguiling character.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
source:http://thechronic-le.blogspot.com/2011/10/medical-marijuana-strain-review-lindsay.html
Medical Marijuana Strain Review: Lindsay Lohan
Overview: I guess it was just a matter of time before America's #1 skank Linday Lohan got her own medical marijuana strain, unfortunately, much like the actual person, it is a bit of a disappointment.
Looks: Lindsay Lohan is a beautiful strain with short, stubby and super dense light green leaves that are covered in a light frost and plenty of rust-colored hairs that come tangling out of the buds.
Taste/Smell: The taste was a little bit hashy and a little bit spicy. Not really a strong flavor here, but not entirely unpleasant.
Buzz: Lindsay Lohan has the looks and a fairly decent taste, but the buzz is where it falls short. It made me super lethargic and sleepy. I wasn't good for anything for the rest of the day. Not only did these buds shut my body down, but my mind was also slowed down which is unusual for me because weed usually gets my creative juices flowing and gets me thinking. This strain might be good for insomniacs looking for relief, but I probably wouldn't recommend it for any other medical uses and I have a feeling it could make the symptoms of depression even worse.
Overall Grade: C-
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No word has been confirmed as to whether or not Lindsay has penned the possible penis pleaser....
To be continued.
WE love you Lindsay!
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